2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want the spice girls are getting impatient war is upon us
2053:a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
2088: there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it. ‘Yes, same here! :)’ And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
4000: 500 years after the last great war. Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes. One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more.
What’s amazing is how well some of these fit together…
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
TAKING THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
Dear listeners, I do not hesitate to say that there appears to be a shadow climbing the apartment complex downtown. Do not feed it, nor look it in what we suspect to be its eyes. This has been traffic.
I’m that part of the fandom that can’t gif, make edits, write fanfiction or draw I’m just kind of here like
Which makes you the commenter, the fic-reccer, the source-finder, the link-poster, the headcanon buddy, the forum-poster, the kink-prompter, the conversation starter, the number one fan, the miscellaneous details and subconscious fact-checker.
aka: you’re the person all those other skill-sets are producing for.