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peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

(Source: itsaisha5hah)

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

carlos is the kind of professor who just smiles proudly when something bursts into flame

I just want Malik to lead Carlos home and then they adopt him and have a happy existentially confusing family

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

spookyknightoftime:

Hey everyone I’m doing a giveaway of an extra razor I got for free!!
Rules:
trans feminine (DMAB non binary) or trans women ONLY 
cis people, trans men, and DFAB non binary people please tag this as #signal boost to signify that you’re not entering
no truscum
If you are truscum and/or not DMAB you will be disqualified
You don’t have to be following me, but if a follower wins they’ll get a couple extra things from me (lotions, plushies, perfume… it is a mystery)
No spam; one reblog only (likes don’t count)
no giveaway blogs
Winner will be chosen November 1st before I change my URL back to ironicdavestrider
Good luck lovelies! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀

spookyknightoftime:

Hey everyone I’m doing a giveaway of an extra razor I got for free!!

Rules:

  • trans feminine (DMAB non binary) or trans women ONLY
  • cis people, trans men, and DFAB non binary people please tag this as #signal boost to signify that you’re not entering
  • no truscum
  • If you are truscum and/or not DMAB you will be disqualified
  • You don’t have to be following me, but if a follower wins they’ll get a couple extra things from me (lotions, plushies, perfume… it is a mystery)
  • No spam; one reblog only (likes don’t count)
  • no giveaway blogs
  • Winner will be chosen November 1st before I change my URL back to ironicdavestrider

Good luck lovelies! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀

thereichenbachfinn:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

(Source: romangodfrey)

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

hawberries:

this is a story of how i talked myself into shipping nagisa/sousuke, because they’re my two faves and also the two characters most poorly-treated by the show

it was a joke at first but i think i’m really in here guys… i may need help….. or more nagisou

for “rare pair” at free69!

lesueurpeas:

i saw the cutest mermaid tights today i had to draw sey in them!

lesueurpeas:

i saw the cutest mermaid tights today i had to draw sey in them!